Girl:" I'm gonna take you outside and I want you to fuck me."
Will:" Really?"
Girl:"Yes, really!"
Will:"Hang on, we barely know each other. We should get to know each other first. C'mon, we're young! Let's have some fun and then fall exhausted to each others arms."



Will:"Somehow in 3 minutes I've gone from guaranteed sex to being bullied by 8 year olds and I'm still not entirely sure how that happened."