Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

1. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
4. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
6. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
7. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
9. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
10. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.